Capitalist cringe collection

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"Charity"

The Richest Person In The World Just Gave $98.5 Million To Help The Homeless
Amazon Just Killed a Tax That Helps Homeless People
To look good, Jeff Bezos donates some of his wealth (which was pretty much entirely derived from exploitation), however he shuts down a more discrete measure to achieve the same benefits for homeless people by threatening to stop development in Seattle if the tax goes through. Bezos also lowers his tax burden by donating to a charity.

Surveillance

Yet it is socialism that gets characterized as a dystopia.

ID Badges Designed To Track Employees' Day At Work

Consumer "goods"

Some products, though they seem just about useless, actually do help people with disabilities. However, some products really are a waste.

"Smart" products

It is entirely possible that aside from being ridiculously useless, they also harvest and sell your data.

SMALT - The World's First Interactive Centerpiece and Smart Salt Dispenser

Juicero, the "smart" juicer:
The $400 smart juicer, criticised after hand-squeezing got similar results
This Juicer Is Everything That’s Wrong With The World (Or At Least Silicon Valley)
Do You Need a $400 Juicer?

"Smart" water bottle"

"Smart" wine bottle"

Miscellaneous

Coffee machine that prints selfies on the coffee

8 Best Electric Wine Openers 2018

Motorized ice cream cone

The Hawaii Chair

Boy's anus perfume

Racist Definition Onesie

Sammich Shapers

Rainbow capitalism

Anarcho-capitalism

Fascist-supporting